I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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