By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I believe in your delicious
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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