i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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