sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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