I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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