Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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