we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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