So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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