yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
