Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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