Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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