He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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