Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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