Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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