god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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