I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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