My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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