Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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