I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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