Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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