you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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