Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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