didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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