We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
the raccoons are back...
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