I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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