She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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