The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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