You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
