is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Don't make out with my wife yet
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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