:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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