well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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