In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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