Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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