the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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