are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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