I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
