Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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