Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He better not be in your backpack
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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