how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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