id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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