Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My vagina is officially offended.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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