D3 body, D1 cock
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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