I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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