When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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