Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Shame - the story of my life.
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