I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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