i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
