Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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