she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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