I seem to have left my pride at pride
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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