But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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