Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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