so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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