It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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