i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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