I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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