I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Randomize
