Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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