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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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